What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
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The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
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No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
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