oh god the rape fog is back!
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
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Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
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She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
The dominoes guy came back thirty mins later to ask me out. I guess he figures if I'm eating pizza alone I must have gotten dumped
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
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