her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
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Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
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My mom comes home from her weekend with her lesbian co-workers and asks "You wanna know how I got these bruises?" I've never been more torn about anything EVER.
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
so on a scale from morning glass of wine to that time i burnt the garage down how drunk were you last night
About 'lets tie a boat to a truck and ride it down the freeway'
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
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