So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
I woke up with semen in my invisalign. My molars were just marinating in it
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
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I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
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She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
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