Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
Semen is not good for contacts.
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HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
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So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
Dad just asked me to breathalyze grandma
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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