Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
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Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
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I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
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