No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
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