I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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