Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
This is a drunk text message. I am so glad that we are friends. Tomorrow we will eat sandwiches in miniature. We both love dogs. Flower.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
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