awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
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