I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
what if I'm pregnant?
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in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
can u get pink eye on your cock?
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
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