i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
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