do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
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