don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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