Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
operation harelip BJ is a go
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
You should've come out last night, I need someone to explain why the bartender tried to strangle me...
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
did you just send me my own nude
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
I woke up in his closet, with my shirt inside out and backwards, Rolos in my hand, a tortilla with a face carved into it stuck to the fridge with a magnet, a homemade bong next to the bed, and the door off the hinges... I need a chaperone.
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