Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
Randomize
