He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
you will always have a special place in my vag
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
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Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
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Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day