some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
call me tomorrow and ask me about coke-whore stripper. It hasnt happened yet, but im sure it will be plenty disappointing.
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything