Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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