If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
This is the way my sobriety ends: Not with a bang, but with a whimper.
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
I am a good friend because I got you a bagel. I am a bad friend because I ate half of it.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Randomize
