Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
Just told the nurse I wouldn't get on the scale. Told her to write FAT.
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
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