Well the candle wax mightve been sexy if he didn't drop the candle and light half my bed on fire
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
i believe in u and ur pee
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
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