Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
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July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
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I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
This strange Italian man told me he wants to take me for ice cream and kept calling me "tomato" from tinder
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
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