Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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