Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
I have sent texts to the pizza delivery guy telling him he was beautiful. Oh and you almost got a ticket for pissing in public. And I smell like cheese.
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
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