38 yer olds are good kisserssss
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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