there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
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