If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
Why do guys in porn never have boxers on?
better question: why do you always text me when you're watching porn
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
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He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
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Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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