I need to just get drunk and eat a pot pie.
i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
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