How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
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