Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
I just had an epiphany. There is NOTHING TO STOP ME from making cake mix and eating it all instead of making a cake. It feels like my entire life has peaked at this moment.
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
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He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
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you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
On a brief change if topic, last night I dreamt I got shit faced with bill Nye the science guy and we went bar to bar and explained the science of alcohol to everyone who'd give us free drinks. We wore bow ties
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
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