im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
There are leaves in my underwear?
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
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