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i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
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all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
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I woke up to the sound of gentle rain, only to realize I was laying under a urine trough in the men's restroom. Fuck you, bourbon. Fuck you.
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
i know it looks like there's pee in the mayo jar in the fridge but i promise it's just apple juice that wouldn't fit in the jug after i added the booze.
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
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