I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him...
...it didn't...
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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