problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
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