I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
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I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
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I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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