Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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