I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
i think i have weasels eating my brain. Also there is a skeleton staring at me from the back of the bathroom door. it's an awkward vomit. come find me please
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
Randomize
