He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
My dad just called from upstairs on the house phone to tell me to bring him a beer. You tell me how I am.
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
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