It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
I wanted sex but got Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, instead. Then I had to drive 30 minutes home wet. Worst booty call, ever.
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
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