He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
i just made my gag reflex go away.
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
I DO have hobbies! I drink. I drink more. I catfish men on Grindr with photos of guys who are less attractive than me. I listen to Lovecraftian podcasts. I'm very well-rounded.
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
How naked do you want me to be?
Randomize
