STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
The only times we have to apologize in this friendship is when you intentionally punch me and that's only happened once so it's okay
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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