all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
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Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
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I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
I wear drunk well.
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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