I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
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