just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
i just had sex bonerless
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
you threw up out the window, wiped your face with a twenty dollar bill, and threw that out the window too.
did we at least go back and get it?
how else do you think we got jack in the box...?
I joined a mariachi band. they gave me a guitar because i told them i could play. It actually turned out ok
They kicked me out of the mariachi band. Turns out I'm not that good
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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