Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
i make up for being a shitty girlfriend by being amazing in bed.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
im about to go through the checkout with 3 flasks and a wedding card. let the judgement begin!
update: cashier guessed cash bar before i could say anything. completely bypassed "dry" and knew cash bar right away. i love this state.
The FEDEX guy just cock blocked me by getting his van stuck in my driveway
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
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