Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
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APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
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Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
My one night stand asked me out to dinner. When he came to pick me up I got in the back seat. I thought he sent an uber. Awkward.
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
So I "accidentally" brought my road beers into church for this wedding
And they fell out of my pocket on the pew. Made quite a noise...safe to say I'm batting a thousand
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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