Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
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Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
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Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
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