why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
Me and this random chick had a conversation about how to save the world. 2 words: Dance. Battles. I love drunk heart to hearts in bar bathrooms.
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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