At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
the cab driver asked if you were our mom. you definitely shouldn't have tipped him so much.
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
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