I just saw a hot homeless man
it hurts more in the daytime
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
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I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
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How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
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