If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
do nipples grow back?
Randomize
