i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
Note to self. Condoms are not microwavable.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
Randomize
