we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
Meanwhile I am sitting on the couch with a 32 ounce rum and coke trying to decide if I'm too drunk to go get french fries.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
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